What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:52

You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
Is it possible for the AfD to ever win the chancellorship in Germany?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
Which branch of engineering is better: ECE or Civil?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Are Turks ashamed of their Islamic heritage?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
How is sex with a woman for gay men?
A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.